Music
The Pink Album! Special Package
The First Album By America’s Biggest Boobs!
This first-pressing special package includes a Boobles postcard, logo button, Melon sticker and The Boobles’ first album, “The Pink Album!”
Eleven instant comedy boob-rock classics!:
1. We Love Boobs!
2. Oh Won’t You Show Your Cans!
3. Wear A Bra!
4. Breasts Are Great!
5. You’re Growing Boobs Now, Girl!
6. My Baby Mama!
7. Breastman!
8. Hooters Up The Street!
9. Wardrobe Malfunction!
10. Double Ds!
11. Fake Boobs!
All this is YOURS with your $15 donation + shipping and handling costs! Your $15 donation benefits The Breast Cancer Research Foundation (www.bcrfcure.org)!!
(General Rule of Thumb for shipping is 1–2 packages is $3.00, 3–6 is $6.00, 7–9 about $11.00 and 10 and up about $15.00. Quantities of 3 or more are sent Priority Mail! )
Price: $15.00
Original "Pink Album" intro track: Into Dimension 36D!
Originally, “The Pink Album” was to have a few wacky skits on it, but after careful consideration we decided that they didn’t quite fit, so they were unfortunately shelved.
“Into Dimension 36D!” was the original album opener, meant to “explain” The Boobles, but in the end there’s no need to explain it… Breasts Are Great!
Starring Dr. Demento regulars Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad (and Kaopectate commercials!), the great Luke Ski, and Dan from the UK’s Flat29, with sci-fi sounds by Jack Dangers of Meat Beat Manifesto fame, used with permission (gracias, Jack) from his “Forbidden Planet Explored/Sci-Fi Sound Effects” discs. Snazzy!
Download it for free (<- right-click here and Save As) and try it as the album opener just before “We Love Boobs!”
Price: $0.00
Wearables
"We Love Boobs..." Silicone Wristbands
It was only a matter of time before The Boobles had their own fundraising silicone wristband… and that time is NOW!
One side sports our website addy while the other declares, “We Love Boobs, Yeah Yeah Yeah!“
Debossed black wristbands with hot pink ink injection! Fab!
Price: $3.00