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The Pink Album! Spe­cial Package

The First Album By America’s Biggest Boobs!

This first-pressing spe­cial pack­age includes a Boobles post­card, logo but­ton, Melon sticker and The Boobles’ first album, “The Pink Album!”

Eleven instant com­edy boob-rock clas­sics!:
1. We Love Boobs!
2. Oh Won’t You Show Your Cans!
3. Wear A Bra!
4. Breasts Are Great!
5. You’re Grow­ing Boobs Now, Girl!
6. My Baby Mama!
7. Breast­man!
8. Hoot­ers Up The Street!
9. Wardrobe Mal­func­tion!
10. Dou­ble Ds!
11. Fake Boobs!

All this is YOURS with your $15 dona­tion + ship­ping and han­dling costs!  Your $15 dona­tion ben­e­fits The Breast Can­cer Research Foun­da­tion (www.bcrfcure.org)!!
IMPORTANT!  The Shop­ping Cart box to the right may not accu­rately reflect ship­ping costs if you remove or mod­ify the quan­tity in your cart on this page.  Pro­ceed to Check­out to see the accu­rate ship­ping cost dis­played there!  :D

(Gen­eral Rule of Thumb for ship­ping is 1–2 pack­ages is $3.00, 3–6 is $6.00, 7–9 about $11.00 and 10 and up about $15.00.  Quan­ti­ties of 3 or more are sent Pri­or­ity Mail! )

$15.00Price:
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Wear­ables!

“We Love Boobs…” Sil­i­cone Wristbands

It was only a mat­ter of time before The Boobles had their own fundrais­ing sil­i­cone wrist­band… and that time is NOW!
One side sports our web­site addy while the other declares, “We Love Boobs, Yeah Yeah Yeah!”
Debossed black wrist­bands with hot pink ink injec­tion! Fab!

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